Not a lot of original material in this one. In fact there’s really basically none.
But it’s the end of the week and here’s a collection of links and vids that amused, concerned, caused me to think, and made me horny.
I’ll let you decide which ones did which.
(in no particular order)
• If you click only one link, make it this one – Tiger Woods is whiter than I am.
• Student news paper publishes salaries and people lose their shit. I don’t know why but reading the comments just brought a huge smile to my face. Faculty is pissed off that their salaries, most of which is paid for by the public, is now out in the open. Tax payers are pissed because educators are making so much. Makes for great reading.
• CNN writes how Apple can succeed with the iPad. – I’m on the fence until I see some killer software.
• How to get more done – Personally I might just get a prescription for Aderal
• For my fellow RealGM’rs – Guy posts on rival message board, administrator gets the IP and tracks it to his company, original guy gets in deep shit, message board people everywhere shit themselves. Also, Buckeyes are douchebags.
• Deadspin and the Brewers – Will Leach previews (not really) the Brewers. Those who hate LaRussa will be amused.
• Texas being Texas – Can we just let Texas secede from the Union? It’s a big state. I’ve been there three times. There’s plenty of room for all the backwards-ass ignorant morons from states like Mississippi, West Virginia, etc. How about they just move to Texas and form their own country.
• FUCKING ASSHOLES – Texas can have the tea-baggers too.
• Equal parts awesome and gross – Elephant gives birth
• The only thing missing from the tourney so far – This is the best thing of all time. Gus Johnson is now going to narrate the rest of my life. Or at least the rest of the Tourney.
Lastly, I’m going to share with you the words of wisdom from Chad Ochocinco. Via Twitter:
– Yall ever seen a chick with a nice pair of heels but its like 3 inches of room left in the back because they aint her size, BORROWED
– Remember when you took the time to study for a test and was cocky as hell the next day cause you knew you was gone ace that shit?
– Remember when you put on that new outfit, new shoes with a lil cash in yo pocket and u had a car wash–couldn’t nobody tell u shhh!
– Remember when you finally got the courage to holla at the chick you been liking in school n she agree to go out with you n yo SWAGG CHANGE
– Remember when you used to get loud on purpose just to get her attention in school but she never paid yo ass no mind? *handraised*
– Remember when you got a haircut and felt like you was GODS GIFT to women? Something bout a haircut just make you feel GREAT
– Remember when you saw the chick you liked and you walk by and pretend you don’t see her knowing damn well you got a crush on her?
– Fellas- you know that feeling when you got on that fresh outfit, haircut ,new shoes and 20 dollars for u and her mcdonalds, #BALLIN
– LADIES- you got your hair done, brand new dress, with yo accessories,shoes with the purse to match with no money<–dudes buy drinks
– #ilostmyvirginity a long time ago and I can't find the chick who took advantage of me!!
Enjoy the weekend, go Bucky.